Women.

  • John Johnman: I need a car or a bike furreal
  • Zachary Sterling: I thought you said "bike funeral"
  • John Johnman: A bike funeral would just solve all of my problems
  • Zachary Sterling: Dearly beloved
  • Zachary Sterling: wait
  • Zachary Sterling: Is that how weddings start?
  • John Johnman: nah that's a funeral
  • John Johnman: maybe it's both
  • John Johnman: but definitely a funeral too
  • Zachary Sterling: Well, I GUESS A WEDDING IS JUST A FUNERAL FOR MY FREEDOM, AM I RIGHT?
  • John Johnman: THE OL' BALL AND CHAIN
  • Zachary Sterling: WOO! BALL AND CHAIN. BALL AND CHAIN.
  • Zachary Sterling: WOMEN.
  • Zachary Sterling: Heh...
  • Zachary Sterling: I'd like to meet women...

Women.

  • John Johnman: I need a car or a bike furreal
  • Zachary Sterling: I thought you said "bike funeral"
  • John Johnman: A bike funeral would just solve all of my problems
  • Zachary Sterling: Dearly beloved
  • Zachary Sterling: wait
  • Zachary Sterling: Is that how weddings start?
  • John Johnman: nah that's a funeral
  • John Johnman: maybe it's both
  • John Johnman: but definitely a funeral too
  • Zachary Sterling: Well, I GUESS A WEDDING IS JUST A FUNERAL FOR MY FREEDOM, AM I RIGHT?
  • John Johnman: THE OL' BALL AND CHAIN
  • Zachary Sterling: WOO! BALL AND CHAIN. BALL AND CHAIN.
  • Zachary Sterling: WOMEN.
  • Zachary Sterling: Heh...
  • Zachary Sterling: I'd like to meet women...

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